[-Friday, January 21, 2005-]

The Sense of Impending Danger

I believe in Horoscopes, so my initial reaction was panic. I was very cautious. I walked in a very slow pace.

I was on my way to the classroom when I heard some people shouting at me: "move out!" I realized that a very fast ball is coming towards me. good thing my reflexes are quick, so i easily dodged the ball and leaned against the wall. Suddenly the bell rang, but my clothes got stucked on the nail on the wall. i pulled it out and quickly ran into the classroom.

The class was almost dismissed for the day, and i was really disturbed because people are always grinning and smiling towards me, and i was really confused.

I finally found the reason why they are smiling when i got home. My brother saw me enter the house, and he said to me: "kuya tignan mo likod ng pants mo." And to my horror, I saw a circular hole at the backside of my pants.

|| 9:47 AM

[-Thursday, January 20, 2005-]

Eternal Punishment and the Pursuit of Perfect Safe Waste Disposal
I woke up this morning very refreshed and ready to start a new day. After i made my bed, i went inside the bathroom (my brother and i share it). I was really shocked with what i saw. I saw this- huge "thing" floating in the toilet bowl!! i was really angry!!!! I never look at my own waste when im, "doing my thing" and to my luck, This toilet incident happened to me so early in the morning! what a great way to really upset my day.

Anyway, i wish they invent this toilet bowl that will automatically flushes itself when you use it!! argh!!!!

|| 11:19 PM